The Twits
by Roald Dahl
A short, wickedly funny tale of two horrible people who get exactly what they deserve — Roald Dahl at his most gleefully disgusting.
The story
Mr and Mrs Twit are the nastiest couple imaginable — they play cruel tricks on each other, catch birds for pie, and force their caged monkeys to perform upside-down circus acts. But when the monkeys befriend a clever African bird, they hatch a plan to turn the tables using the Twits' own weapons against them.
Age verdict
Best for ages 7-9 but works for 6-11. The humor lands hardest at 8, and the dark edges are softened by Dahl's reassuring narrator voice.
Our take
A short, ferociously funny book that works brilliantly as a classroom read-aloud and reluctant-reader rescue but offers less emotional depth or real-world learning than its teaching utility might suggest.
What stands out
Each audience's top 3 dimensions. Out of 30 scored per book.
Kids love
- Laugh-out-loud Exceptional
Comparable to Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus! — multiple humor channels fire on nearly every page (gross-out, slapstick, situational irony, wordplay). Sits at because escalating absurdity in beard-food catalog, worm spaghetti, and upside-down room create constant comedic density.
- First-chapter grab Strong
Comparable to Lunch Lady and the Cyborg Substitute — opens in child-grounded space with direct address and absurdist observation. Sits at because conversational hook and weirdness immediately establish complicity, matching the cafeteria setup's accessibility.
Parents love
- Reading gateway Exceptional
Comparable to 5 Worlds Book 1 and Frog and Toad Together — 76 pages, gross humor, conversational narrator, 29 tiny chapters, zero prerequisites practically engineered to convert reluctant readers. Sits at because reads naturally in single sitting.
- Parent-child conversation starter Strong
Comparable to Blended and Knuffle Bunny — ugly-thoughts passage invites rich discussion about character and appearance; gaslighting opens conversation about manipulation; ending raises proportional justice questions. Sits at because parents and children answer differently.
Teachers love
- Read-aloud power Strong
Comparable to Gathering Blue and Interrupting Chicken — narrator's direct-address voice born for performance with rhythm-driven prose; 29 bite-sized chapters fit naturally into class periods with built-in stopping points. Sits at because performable character voices but less lyrical than top anchors.
- Reluctant reader rescue Strong
The Scarlet Shedder and Diary of a Wimpy Kid — seventy-six pages of gross humor, mean adults punished, opinionated narrator, chapters so short they feel immediate. Sits at because never feels like homework despite teaching potential.
✓ Perfect for
- • Kids who love gross-out humor and disgusting details
- • Reluctant readers who need a short, fast, can't-put-down book
- • Children ready for dark comedy with clear moral justice
- • Fans of Roald Dahl looking for his funniest and most accessible title
Not ideal for
Children who are sensitive to descriptions of cruelty toward animals or characters, or who might be unsettled by a story where the villains meet a permanent and somewhat chilling fate.
⚠ Heads up
At a glance
- Pages
- 76
- Chapters
- 29
- Words
- 8k
- Lexile
- 750L
- Difficulty
- Easy
- POV
- Third Person Omniscient
- Illustration
- Sparse
- Published
- 1980
- Publisher
- Xiao Tian Xia
- Illustrator
- Quentin Blake
- ISBN
- 9789865256838
Mood & style
You'll know it worked when…
A child who starts this book will almost certainly finish it in one sitting — at 76 pages with constant humor and escalating tricks, there is no natural stopping point.
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